Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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