- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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