- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

I? Everett

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Tunechi

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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