- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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