- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What's stupid a light bulb.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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