- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

The american education system.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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