- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Want to hear a joke? No.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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