- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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