- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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