What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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