What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Gay rights.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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