- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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