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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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