- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

I had friends on the Death Star.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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