- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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