Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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