- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

roses are red poo is poo

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.