whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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wenis

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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NEVER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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