yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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knock knock? come in

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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antijoke is the best website.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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