What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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