Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A baby seal walks into a club.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Anti Joke

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