Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What hurts like hell? HELL

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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