- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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