- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Antijokes...

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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