Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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