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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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