Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Small Penis.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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