I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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