- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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