- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Ben Corbishley

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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