why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

whats up and also down? your mum

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

So a horse walks into a barn.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

salad days!

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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