xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Want to hear a joke? Obama

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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