- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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