a irish man walks past a bar

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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