- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What do you call an blank test? an F

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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