- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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