What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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