- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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