- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere