- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

I love pissing people off :P

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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