- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

roses are red violets should be purple

Gus's mom

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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