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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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