- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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