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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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