- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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