A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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