- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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