- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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