- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Potassium? K.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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