H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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