How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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#IHateHashtags

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Yellow People !!

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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