what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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