- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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