Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

thumb_up thumb_down +27

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

thumb_up thumb_down +25

joe galasso from plainview ny

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops