Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Anti Joke

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