- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Skinny people fart less.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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