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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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