How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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