- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

i wonder who made this website? a human

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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