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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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