2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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nothing

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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