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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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