- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

j.p. is dumb

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

A seal walks into a club.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

A baby seal walks into a club.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.