- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Robin, get in the car, please.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

How did the dog die? He was put down.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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