What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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