5 Italian guys from Long Island

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

mexicans fishing

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

womens rights.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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