How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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12 niqqa 12.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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j.p. is dumb

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