Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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12 niqqa 12.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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