if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

4 hours later.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

here's a joke... the american education society

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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