What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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