What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What do you call a black man? Rob

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Anti Joke

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