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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

4 hours later.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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