- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy at a baseball game....

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Justin Bieber

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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