- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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