- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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