- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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