You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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