Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

what do you call your mama at the gas station

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

A man did not like this site

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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