Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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hi penis ham telephone

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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