What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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