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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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