- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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