- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

I C U P White stuff

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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