why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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WILLYS

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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