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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont