**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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