- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

knock knock go away

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