One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Anti Joke

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