What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

A van drives into a car.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

a man checks his mypsace

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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