- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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