- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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