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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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