What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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