- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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