- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

I have a really funny joke.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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