Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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