- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

I C U P White stuff

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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