My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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I have a really funny joke.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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