What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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the sky is green no it is not

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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