What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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