- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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