What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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