His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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FUCK YOU

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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